Ok, so everyone at the moment seems to be obsessed with getting as many random followers as they can manage.

I didn’t want it to come to this, but peer pressure made me do it.

I have in my possession, locked in a cage, a small piece of paper. If I recieve fewer than 40000 followers by tommorow morning at 11am, then I shall make this small piece of paper wish that its tree had never been planted. I mean, I am going to do some bad things with this piece of paper. It will be lucky if it makes it out uncreased. If i feel bad enough it might even get ripped in half. Mwahahahahaaaahaaahaaaaaaaa!!!

Would you stand by and let this happen? I didn’t think so. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

This, is what Hector says.

Just a short one. How many times I’ve heard a person with medical training quote that we only use 10% of our brains. This is common knowledge right?

Ok then, cut 90% of your brain out and then I’ll believe you.

This, is what Hector says.

The English language has come up with some stupid things in it’s time. In fact it will almost certainly make another post in the future. One of the most annoying of these things are Heteronyms.
Heteronyms are words that are spelt the same, but are pronounced differently eg. wind (win-d) and wind (wine-d).
People will argue that “How else could we spell these words? You can’t spell them any differently”…
Well why the heck did the English language let that happen in the first place?
Whoever made it possible should take bow for a minute while their face tears up. They may lead us to think that it’s a minute problem, but its a lead weight on our language. So why didn’t the people years ago stand by and let it happen instead of winding their bows and making him run like the wind.
I know anyone who has read a decent sized book has fallen into the trap of a heteronym.
You probably say you don’t care, but secretly you’ve questioned it yourself. You’ve probably also questioned the fact that you don’t wind a bow. Good for you.
This, is what Hektor says.

Hey, I’m Hector. Many things in this world seem to piss people off. Whether they go against your beliefs, or just make that itch you can’t scratch. Either way, these are some of the things in which I can’t stand and you might not be able to either.

If you don’t like something I post, good. Post a comment and you might make a future post.

This, is what Hector Says.